cokedupjesus replied to your photo: the new optimistic Buddha cemetery in… Where is that at around here? Is it just a sign? I mean seeing as they’re always coming back as something. they’re keeping it a secret because they don’t want to start looking as stupid as Campbell..
HA! GOTCHA! no picture of me.. I wanted to write about this whole cancer scare thing going on with me.. but since I won’t know until tomorrow.. well.. I think I’ll leave it for another time.. It’s not like I’m scared or anything.. I mean.. if it’s cancer.. it’s cancer.. can’t do nuffin about it.. I can tell you I’ll have whatever surgery I have...
FUCK TUMBLR CRUSHES
and we now return you to your scheduled debauchery..
Inane Ramblings: My fucking OH is a moron →
littlespot: I called her at 4:55pm from work to tell her I might be late. She gave me attitude. It was an emergency, one of our electronic doors would not close. I hung up the phone and sorted that out the best I could and ended up leaving the office on time. I just got a call from Dominos to verify a… Nothing to be sorry about.. it’s the fact of marriage.. yes.. you have days...
Despite my financial situation.. lack of employment.. mind numbing depression and the recent loss of my two best four legged friends.. I went out and bought a completely frivolous and expensive piece of jewelry yesterday because I just needed to feel better.. Normally when I do shit like this.. I suffer from extreme buyer’s remorse and return whatever it is I purchased and then feel like...
I’ve always shown great patience with people who stut.. OHFORCHRISSAKES.. FINISH YOUR FUCKING SENTENCE IN MY LIFETIME.. as I was saying..
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whyrywhy: A girl that used to date my old best friend, just told me that she kept a daily blog about me for nearly two years. Mostly, poetry and character analysis. Just me, all me, all the time. This is why girls freak me the fuck out. She’s sweet, she means well… But, I’ve had my house broken into… this also explains why I’m single.. there are guys just like that.. and I always...
jamesraven: When nothing happens on my dash for awhile I peek out my window to see if the zombie apocalypse has started. You guys do that too, right? I always figure everyone’s been taken back to the mother ship
They say that women age like fine wine.. I.. on the other hand.. seem to be aging like milk..
You know when..
angerisme: comictragedy: you’re in a really vulnerably place emotionally and then you do something so intrinsically stupid that you start to wish you were an ostrich so you could bury your head in the sand and stay there until you suffocate and die? yeah.. that.. All the fucking time. *Hugs* my friend. xx oo.. hugs! I like hugs! do that tighter! and while you’re back there., could...
You know when..
you’re in a really vulnerably place emotionally and then you do something so intrinsically stupid that you start to wish you were an ostrich so you could bury your head in the sand and stay there until you suffocate and die? yeah.. that..
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Do you know why Cinderella was kicked off the...
because she kept running away from the ball.. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I just crack myself up..
I’ve applied for 3 separate jobs at the ARC in Hagerstown and the interviews were going nicely and for the first time in a long time.. I felt pretty damn confident that I would get one of the posted positions.. Until they asked me if I knew anyone who worked at ARC.. and that’s when I mentioned your name.. At which point the interview ended and I was unceremoniously escorted to the...
There are days when I read your posts and I think.. “How are these people getting access to the internet?”
please fucking teach me how to make my goddamn GIFs animate.. the picture just ain’t funny without the characters moving.. as payment.. I volunteer to have sex with you or.. should you prefer.. I could find you someone else to have sex with.. say.. oh.. almost any woman in your follow list.. Sincerely, A Comic Tragedy