why oh why am I such a technofucktard..
all I wanted to do was change my avi to something more.. *festive* I haven’t a clue how to do that..
To some.. the glass is half full of booze. To others.. it’s half empty. but to me.. it’s like.. “so.. are you gonna finish that or what?”
futurelotterywinner replied to your post: Christmastime.. Bravo!
Now Demerol.. now Darvocet.. now Prozac and Valium! On Clonodin.. on Codeine! on Dilaudid and BOOZE! Look.. You celebrate *your* way and I’ll celebrate mine..
my day went well yesterday.. I was able to put *all* the pre-written obituaries away for another year..
mystifiedmom replied to your video: OH.MY.GOD. it was the drugs dude.. that’s the… That spinning sensation the alcohol created in me while dancing to that song many times doesn’t compare to the costumes in the video! DAMN and the HAIR! the dance steps! THOSE CLOTHES!! PEOPLE WORE CLOTHES LIKE THAT OUT IN PUBLIC!! I.. on the other hand.. wouldn’t have been caught dead wearing...
Today is the official start of the holidays..
a time for family and friends and joy and happiness and little dancing fairies and cranky ass shoppers in every store slamming into you with their carts without so much as a *FUCK YOU* and gathering around the table to share the traditional meal after days of being in the kitchen cooking and baking until you’re ready to fall on your face but does anyone offer to help or even say thank you?...
Just got off the phone
with this guy who called.. I presume.. to ask me out on a date.. so.. with due grace and a gentlemanly approach.. he says.. “whacha doin’ ?” so.. in return.. I answered.. “do you mean now or at some particular time in the future.. because usually.. they ask me what I’m wearing.. “ I just don’t know why I’m still single..
It appears that San Pedro will be the next Malibu as PCH-1 falls into the sea.. Whether or not you believe this event to be biblical or scientific in nature.. God obviously has a sense of humor..
I got National Colonoscopy Day
which of course means that we.. as a Nation.. must look up Meyechael’s colon today.. WHAT DAY IS YOURS?
I may not always like Tuesdays..
but when I do.. I do so with trepidation.. festina lente my friends..
even cows know good music when they hear it..
littlerunnergurl reblogged your photo I seriously LOVE FOXES!!!!!! me too!! they’re just too damn cute!
either #spdracerx is a tattoo artist..
or #faneffingtastic is putting out somewhere! and I’m SO gelous!!
you know how when you’re sitting down and one of those airy farts escapes your ass and rolls up and flutters your labia? yeah.. that
and the livin’s easy..