March 2011
Baby On Board
I’ve been watching SuperNanny recently and I must say, she knows her shit. What’s more surprising is that she’s teaching the basics. The way we were taught back in the 50s and 60s. And, probably before that; but, I wasn’t alive then so I can’t speak to that with any great authority. And I watch in total amazement at these parents, who have made the decision to raise...
February 2011
I am officially a .net
so.. um.. yeah..
I am officially acomictragedy.net
and.. well..
how fucking cool is *that*?
it’ll be the place where I stick the stuff I’m trying to get published.. or get noticed or whatever it is you do when you have a .net..
‘cause.. let me tell you guys this straight off..
I’m gonna make assloads of money from my writing..
I’m going to be asked to appear...
Public Service Announcement
It is a proven fact that married men die before their spouses..
and that single men die before married ones..
Therefore..
Women are carriers.
Try not to piss us off so often.
Let the mocking begin..
as soon as I can find a way to the store..
I shall go and buy coffee..
I shall then go straight home to make a pot of the coffee..
I shall then drink the coffee..
I shall then make another pot of the coffee..
and I shall drink more of the coffee..
then I shall urinate constantly from drinking copious amounts of the coffee..
and once I am done urinating..
I shall.. again.. try and find a...
Articulate Ramblings
The trip to the grocery store would be quick; just a few things needed for dinner. Her mother had just picked her up from day care; and, as usual, the car filled with her little voice as she recounted each and every detail of her day; hands gesturing wildly. She was a bright, energetic, engaging little girl. Her mother would occasionally catch a glimpse of her in the rear view mirror; her little...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Fz_egtEgc →
Yeah.. I *love* this show.. totally..
tinnitus is a fucking mind crushing whore..
Good Fucking Morning..
Oh. YAY. And Good Fucking Morning to you TOO Mr Recycle Bin Pick Up Man.
No, I don’t want you to worry about the fact that it’s only 4fucking30 in the goddamn morning and that I was finally able to fall asleep for those 10 whole minutes before you came bellowing down the street. Please don’t let my SOUL. CRUSHING. INSOMNIA stop you from your dutiful rounds as you BANG and CRASH...
I always try out my more sarcastic and abusive tweets on my therapist first..
gilesmarie-deactivated20120313 asked: Howdy! You mentioned you had a tumblr and since I do as I'm told, I'm now following. I'd make a good submissive, yes?
Hope you are well!
Hope you are well!
http://lee.org/reading/general/Hampsterdance/ →
I’ve been waiting ALL damn day for someone to find this..
and it’s BETH FOR THE WIN ON SILLY SATURDAY!!
My milkshake brings all the boys to my yard.. even those who are lactose intolerant
Have you ever had something happen to you that so completely changed your opinion of people in general? Something so astounding that it just took your breath away?
I’ve just had that *something* happen to me recently. What started off as just me ranting and raving about some stupid shit that had happened turned into a display of generosity and kindness that I have never experienced before....
*Real* Housewives?
Yes. I know I could just stop watching these *Housewives* shows; but I can’t. I just CAN’T! It’s like watching a train wreck.
First; would I like to have that kind of money? Not if it means I have to act like that. These women have zero insight into their behavior. They seem to think if they give to and sponsor charities it redeems them and gives them the right to act like the...
http://comictragedy.pnn.com/articles/show/64754-dea... →
I’ve entered this in a writing contest.. so.. if you’d like to vote.. feel free! and leave comments.. I LOVE comments..
Truthful Tuesday On Friday
I’ve hinted around at this for so long. I’ve posted on my PNN page about this; but that community is rather small and they’re not so much on twitter or FaceBook, so the things I’ve written there have pretty much managed to stay there. So I’m taking huge chances posting this here; but no one’s ever said I’m not a risk taker.
I have three daughters. Three...
having a tumblr makes me feel like I want to have a camera..
wait.. let me go look in the mirror..
whew!
it’s okay folks!
the feeling went away!
“It’s really dark and gloomy up there”
my gynecologist is a fucking comedian..
why this.. why now?
Now that I have a tumblr.. will I be more popular?
When does it start?
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