March 2011
meyechael asked: I think that's a good point you made about some women seeing masturbation as cheating.
Do you think that's true for younger women today or just older generations?
Do you think that's true for younger women today or just older generations?
http://www.askmen.com/video/entertainment/1080-peop... →
dropdeadchris:
This video makes me want to fuck shit up!
stunning.. ab-so-fuckin-lutely awesome..
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Insanity Is Repeating Yourself Over and Over..
I got this promotional membership at one our counties nicer country clubs in the mail today. It’s their 50th anniversary and they chose a limited number of people, *probably all my age* to join at a special two year rate of $198.00. Period. No additional hidden costs. No back end fees. I called them to grill them, as you do, about everything they were offering. All the booze and food you can...
The Bitch Is Back..
Well folks. It’s my *back the fuck off* time of the month.
No. Not *that* tme of the month. Thankfully that went away 19 years ago.
No it’s that time of the month when all my money has run out; I have no cigarettes, no booze, no coffee, no food and I get just a TAD BIT FUCKING BITCHY. I don’t mean to; personally I really don’t like the weapon’s grade bitch that I...
I'm like flypaper for freaks..
WHAT.THE.FUCK?
IT. IS. SNOWING. OUTSIDE.
okay.. which one of you freaks stole my booze..
there is *no* way I’m getting through a snow storm without something alcoholic..
Today..
I may shower..
shower *and* wash my hair..
also I will do laundry..
and clean the kitchen..
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you guys will believe *anything* that’s written here..
the-marke:
in light of the old ads you’ve been posting..
here’s a little something I wrote that goes right along with it..
http://comictragedy.pnn.com/articles/show/65029-baby-on-board
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http://comictragedy.tumblr.com/post/4185507491/these-two-are-either-the-top-ceos-talking-about
Hospital Time..
so.. my pneumonia has spread to both lungs and now I have plursey.. YAY for me..
my problem is.. I really should be in the hospital.. trying to stay at home isn’t working because I can’t just lie in bed and get better.. I’m running errands.. grocery shopping.. having to cook for myself.. you know.. stuff..
but I can’t go to the hospital either because there’s no...
totalinnerbitch asked: Bless your heart! If you get put in the hospital let me know, I'll send you some books, or magazines, or a cake with a file in it.
I'll start another soon. I think a "theme" helps. Just need some idea.
I'll start another soon. I think a "theme" helps. Just need some idea.
What's up with Twitter?
you log in and you have no option but to get involved in one of those “answer a 10,000 question *survey* and then we’ll pretend to send you a prize”.. it’s not even twitter’s homepage.. it’s some *redhotdealsonline* bullshit.. but you can’t close it to get around it..
what the fuck?
What the HELL were we thinking?
the clothes?!?
the music?!?
the shoes?!?
the dancing?!?
I went through a box of my clothes from the late 60s.. early 70s.. and it just made me cry.. I actually went out in PUBLIC in these things..
and for reasons that completely elude me..
kids today are BUYING THIS SAME SHIT..
I thought we learned from our mistakes from the past..
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Solidão - Evidently none of you cared..
and I have to say it hurt my feelings that none of you sent even one message to my askhole to guess which movie this song is from.. so I’ll just tell you anyway..
it’s from Primal Fear with Richard Gere and Edward Norton.. and it was playing in the background at the pool hall when Richard’s character went to visit one of his clients..
Not Much of a Smooth Criminal..
Back when I was younger and the single mother of three, we struggled for money. I mean, I worked hard and could pay the bills, but the ex left me with a level of debt that was almost insurmountable and he never paid his child support. At one point, when the homeowner’s association sued us for failure to pay the dues; he counter sued me saying I should have been taking care of that obligation...
