August 2011
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freddashdog asked: Happy birthday, I hope you have a fantastic day.
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blondmisanthrope asked: Happy Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day and a year filled with happiness and joy.
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rachelfabulous asked: Happy Birthday! Hope today is fabulous!
is wine a suitable breakfast drink?
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.. TO ME!
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whoispaultaylor2007-deactivated asked: since it's lubed,,, you get it really good! ;) Hope you have a fantastic bday!!!
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futurelotterywinner replied to your post: I did it! I broke the curse! I’m 55 today! …
your little pictures RAWK! thank you :)
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pvaras asked: Happy Birthday! You broke the curse. You are awesome. I, on the other hand, am lucky to know you. I hope you have an amazing day!!
I did it! I broke the curse! I’m 55 today!
Drinking mode is working nicely..
thank god it’s not being operated by an iPhone
the only thing that could be better than this..
if I ever ended up on someone’s fucking tumblr crush..
ah.. yeah..
a girl can dream..
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
I’m fucking blown away..
you guys have NO idea what you’re doing for me right now..
I know we’re just internet acquainted.. hell..
I could be an old fat guy sitting naked at the computer..
but already.. you’re blowing my phone up with wonderful birthday messages.. I can barely keep up.. and messages in my askhole..
you’re making me feel like a goddamn...
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thedude-----deactivated20121010 asked: happy birthday I hope all your wildest dreams come true!
big kisses and hugs to @darkdragon
HE ACTUALLY CALLED ME..
TALKED TO ME USING HIS VOICE!!
c'mon guys!!! LEAVE YOUR FUCKING NAMES ON THE TEXT...
I need to know who to thank ;)
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1mp3rial asked: FYI: It's officially your birthday. Over here. Anyway. 02:08. :-) Happy Birthday!
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titsandsass-deactivated20130506 asked: happy birthday! i hope you have a spectacular day! ♥♥♥
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spiralingsidewayz-deactivated20 asked: Happy Birthday!!! I hope it's been fantastic.
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adventuresofphunny asked: I hope your Birthday was more comedy and less tragedy! That was lame, sorry!
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scarran asked: Happy Friggin Birthday!!!! XOXO
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gilesmarie-deactivated20120313 asked: I hope you're having a wonderful birthday!!
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littlerunnergurl asked: Happy Happy sista! :)
sthurus asked: I am behind the times again. Happy Birthday. Hope it's a great one. Rus
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iamjenn2-deactivated20120606 asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
OH FOR CHRISSAKES!!
I shouldn’t have to tell you this.. but..
YAY! I’ve already gotten TWO birthday messages..
but..
LEAVE YOUR FUCKING NAME DAMNIT!
I wanna know who’s sending the message..
jesus.. don’t worry.. it’s not like I’m going to start calling you or anything.. and if you use your online name.. could you please add your real name too? I really dislike not knowing...
since I’ve already been disappointed.. I don’t really expect much..
but..
should anyone want to text a Happy Birthday to me.. cause I’ve dreaded this one for over 25 years.. well.. feel free..
240.675.1029
what the fuck.. so I get crank calls and may have to change my number.. but hell.. if I get even ONE fucking text from any of you.. it might make up for...
BIRTHDAY DRINKING MODE.. ACTIVATED..
LABELS ON PRESCRIPTION DRUG BOTTLES.. IGNORED..
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE FUCKING EPIC!!
THE CURSE WILL BE BROKEN AT 12:01AM
I hope someone will be awake with me..
IT’S TIME FOR THE DOUBLE NICKLE!
wow
all I can say is I’m totally disappointed..
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faneffingtastic:
Themesong Today’s theme: I Am...
So.. yeah.. like WOW..
You’ve all probably heard it by now, either by experiencing it yourself or hearing about it here or on twitter or even *gasp* ON. THE. NEWS.
BUT, I just experienced my FIRST. EVER. earthquake here in Maryland since I moved back from California in late 1978. Yep folks. A tremor. Right here on the same soil that saw the brutality of the Antietam Battle during the Civil War. Evidently it was...
MAN HUGS
approach friend and extend hand as if to give handshake
lean forward and using other arm. reach around other man’s shoulder to begin embrace
arms should be placed with one arm around upper shoulder area.. the other just slightly above waist area and below armpit
both men should face away from each other at a 45° angle
3 hearty pats on the back is the required limit
only upper body...
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He lives in Lubbock, Texas.
hiimles:
pretty-purple-pancake:
littlerunnergurl:
blanddiva11:
If anybody is there, PLEASE send the cops NOW.
Why doesn’t someone just call the cops? You don’t have to live in Lubbock TX to call the cops there….
See my previous post.
I have talked to the Lubbock police, too.
the police might be able to do a cross check with his business information.. SCOTT MCGREW...
*Harry Paratesties* would be a great name for a...
